Since Im completely bored and have nothing to do tonight, here is a little something to ponder.Football nicknames can be anything from the sublime to quite frankly, ridiculous.One of the most loved ways of forming a nickname is to add a y to the surname, as shown by the nicknames of Ryan Giggs Giggsy, Paul Scholes Scholesy, and Richard Dunne Dunney,to name but a few.Another popular method is to take the first syllable of the surname and add the letter s, e.g. Frank Christian Villanueva Jersey Lampard Lamps andDavid Beckham Becks.A third method is to simply take the initials of the player, an method displayed with John Terry JT and Andy Johnson AJ.The shortening of the surname is yet another popular choice, i.e Jamie Carragher Carra and Michael Johnson Johno.Also, everyone called Smith turns into Smudge, for instance, Alan Smith Smudge.Finally, and the most amusing way of forming football nicknames, is a play on words. This skill can bedifficult for footballers, who have a limited amount of brain cells. So, here are my top five football nicknames5) Diomansy Kamara Called Joe by his Fulham teammates because its easier to say than Diomansy a bit weird, but as I already said, Im bored4) Neil Pointon The former Manchester City and Everton defender was dubbed Di sa by colleagues. Think about it3) Kiki Musampa, the ex-City Man City midfielder was regularly called Chris by friends. Chris Musampa quality!!2) This is a nickname that I heard for only the first time today, but I think its brilliant, so well done I*T*P*L. Stoke midfielder Tom Soares has been dubbed Arto. Dont worry, I didnt get it at first either. But when you think about it, Tom Arto Soares is just sensationalHere we go, Im sure you cant wait for the best football nickname to be revealed.1) QPR defender Fitz Hall has been given the legendary nickname of One Size. One Size Fitz Hall!!!!!!!See if you can come up with any better ones. Javy Guerra Jersey